Worst knock knock jokes aren’t just bad, they’re gloriously, fantastically, nose-scrunchingly bad. The kind that makes you question life choices, then giggle in shame because yeah… you laughed anyway. If you’re here, you’re either brave, bored, or beautifully broken inside. And honestly? That’s the perfect state of mind for what’s about to happen.
This list? It’s not just knock knock jokes, it’s a wild ride through pun-derworld. You’ll groan. You’ll cry. You might text someone immediately just to punish them too. But you will laugh. Secretly. And we both know it. Now knock knock… who’s emotionally ready?
Knock Knock Jokes for People Who Gave Up Long Ago
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in before we turn to dust - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the worst joke you’ll read today - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to be stuck in this pun loop? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying, it’s just bad writing - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
Calm down cowboy, it’s just a joke - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business why I’m here - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless. Literally - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I’m knocking, genius - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you. Don’t sneeze on the punchlines - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you bring the regrets - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes. Yes, they do. Wise little guys - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to never hear these again?
Food-Themed Knock Knock Jokes You’ll Tastefully Hate
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon me crazy with these terrible puns - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you, but this joke ain’t it - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open this list again, please - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll melt - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas stop making me read these - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Egg
Egg who?
Egg-cited to disappoint you again - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta time for better jokes, huh? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza garbage, like this whole section - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you even laugh at this? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, stop me before I pun again - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you mad you’re still reading?
Bad Animal Knock Knock Jokes One Liners
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
Cow says moo, not who, fool - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gopher
Gopher who?
Gopher a walk, you need a break - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Duck
Duck who?
Ducking terrible joke incoming, brace yourself - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Panda
Panda who?
Panda-monium in your brain from cringe - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ferret
Ferret who?
Ferret out these bad vibes, please - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Moose
Moose who?
Moose you stop before this gets worse - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Llama
Llama who?
Llama tell you, this ain’t funny - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cat
Cat who?
Cat-ch me crying in bad pun pain - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Piglet
Piglet who?
Piglet me in or I’ll oink louder - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bat
Bat who?
Bat-er up for more low blows
Historical Knock Knock Jokes That Should’ve Stayed in the Past
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Napoleon
Napoleon who?
Napoleon your leg laughing yet? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Julius
Julius who?
Julius stop reading these, Caesar - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lincoln
Lincoln who?
Lincoln like this joke stinks - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Winston
Winston who?
Winston you gonna regret this? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Churchill
Churchill who?
Churchill be ashamed of you right now - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Edison
Edison who?
Edison down for a lightbulb moment? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Einstein
Einstein who?
Einstein you some better humor soon - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cleopatra
Cleopatra who?
Cleopatra joke and it’s still bad
Celebrity Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Never Win an Award
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Taylor
Taylor who?
Taylor made this joke just for cringe - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning here - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beyoncé
Beyoncé who?
Beyoncé you again, still punning? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elvis
Elvis who?
Elvis your dignity at the door? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kanye
Kanye who?
Kanye stop this madness already?
Holiday Knock Knock Jokes That Feel Like Coal
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa mistake clicking this, huh? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf you read all this? Impressive - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey me seriously, this ain’t over
Tech Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Crash Your Soul
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
WiFi
WiFi who?
WiFi-nally regretting your life choices? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Google
Google who?
Google me a better joke, please
Romance Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Break Your Heart
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Romeo
Romeo who?
Romeo the day you laughed at this - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Date
Date who?
Date with disaster, that’s what this is
Knock Knock Jokes That Make No Sense and Don’t Even Try
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange juice
Orange juice who?
Orange juice glad this joke don’t work? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chair
Chair who?
Chair’d to the worst punchline ever
Final Knock Knock… Are You Still There?
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Finally
Finally who?
Finally, this list is over… almost
Final Thoughts about Worst Knock Knock Jokes
If you made it to the end of these worst knock knock jokes, congrats, you’ve officially unlocked elite groan immunity. Which one made you laugh the most (even if you didn’t wanna)? Tell us in the comments, we wanna see how deep your pun pain goes.
Now go share this disaster piece with your bravest friends. Or your enemies. They deserve this too.
Luna Sophia is the witty mind behind Puns Guru, specializing in the art of delivering clever puns and laugh-out-loud jokes. With a passion for wordplay and a knack for humor, Luna brings a daily dose of laughter to readers around the world. When not crafting punchlines, Luna’s probably pun-dering the next great joke.
