150+ Chinese New Year Jokes to Firecracker Your Day

Chinese New Year jokes might not bring you good fortune, but they’ll sure explode your funny bone in the best kinda way. If your day’s been dragging like a sleepy dragon, it’s time to snap, crackle, and pun your way into full-blown laughter mode.

You ever felt like a dumpling in hot soup kind of floating’ but still spicy inside? That’s the mood we’re bringing’ here. Dive in, grab your red envelopes of wordplay, and don’t forget to snort-laugh like no one’s watchin’. Let’s get you grinning wider than a lion dancer mid-leap.

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Dumpling Puns Steamed to Perfection

I dumpling love you more every New Year’s bite.
Things got real souper between us at that reunion dinner.
Bao down to the king of Chinese takeout humor.
She dumped him… but he still called her his dumpling.
My love for you is wrappered up tight and soy good.
I wok up thinking ’bout dumplings again help.
That dumpling was so hot, it gave me firecrackles.
I’m in a serious wonton relationship with carbs.
Feeling bao-verwhelmed by how good that joke was.
She’s got dim sum-thing special goin’ on.
Our friendship is bao-nd to last.
That joke was soupy but I slurped it right up.
This joke’s filling might be cheesy, but it’s still steamed to golden.

Dragon Puns That’ll Slay You

That dragon joke? Smokin’ hot and no chill.
I got dragon breath, but it’s just from garlic noodles.
You’re drag-on my heartstrings, stop it.
Roaring into the New Year like a sassy fire noodle.
He was born in the Year of the Dragon so, obviously, extra crispy.
Dragon your feet? Not with these firecracker jokes.
I’m not lazy, I’m just channeling my inner sleeping dragon.
Dragon dances are just cardio with style.
This joke? It’s scaled to perfection.
I’m breathing’ punfire call the zodiac hotline.
If dragons wore hats, mine would be pun-tastic.
You look flamazing today, like a mythical snack.
I’d roast you, but dragons already did.

Zodiac Puns One Liners for Every Sign

I goat a bad feeling about this horoscope.
Pig out on laughter, it’s good for the soul.
Monkeying around never goes outta style.
Rooster said my jokes are egg-cellent.
You rat-tled my funny bone with that one.
Snake me laugh again, will ya?
Horseplay? Nah, it’s pun-play.
Doggone it, these jokes slap.
You tiger’d up your sleeves for that pun.
Ox-cellent work delivering those laughs.
Ramember to laugh it’s the New Year!
Dragon these puns across the zodiac one by one.
That rabbit joke? Hop-notch quality.

Firecracker Funnies That Go Boom

That joke just exploded in my brain in the best way.
Boom! Instant laughter, no lighter needed.
You really sparked something with that one.
My humor’s just one firecracker away from chaos.
He’s the spark in my pun powder keg.
New Year, same explosive nonsense.
Lighten up or I’ll light you up with puns.
Kaboom goes my sanity reading these.
This party’s lit…erally.
Don’t fizzle out now, the jokes are poppin’ off.
I’m crackin’ up like a string of fireworks.
Someone call the joke bomb squad.
This punchline’s got more bang than a dragon’s roar.

Noodle Puns for the Long Life of Laughs

Long noodles, long life, long laughs. Slurp it up.
You’re pho real my favorite pun buddy.
I’m ramen-tically attached to carbs and comedy.
Udon know how much I love these.
Noodlin’ around with punchlines all day.
Let’s wok and roll, noodle-style.
That joke was so good I pasta laugh out loud.
Rice to meet ya, but noodles got more strings attached.
Udon even noodle what’s comin’.
That broth-er of mine tells bad puns, soup-er bad.
Don’t be a miso of opportunity.
Wok this way if you dare pun more.
Noodle hugs and warm wishes, always.

Red Envelope Riches of Wordplay

Here’s a red envelope of giggles for ya.
That pun was so rich it needed its own envelope.
I’d gift-wrap my sarcasm if I could.
Cash me outside the temple, I’m tellin’ jokes.
These puns are prosperity-approved.
No coins inside, just punchlines.
I gave out red envelopes with nothing but dad jokes inside.
Who needs money when you’ve got wordplay wealth?
Fortunes come and go, but puns? Eternal.
That joke was worth at least two crispy bills.
Don’t laugh too hard, you’ll wrinkle your lucky money.
My jokes are tax-free blessings.
Un-envelope your joy right now.

Lion Dance Puns Full of Bounce

Lion around never looked this majestic.
He’s got more moves than a lion in a disco.
Roarin’ into your funny bone like whoa.
That joke jumped higher than the lion’s backflip.
I ain’t lion when I say you’ll laugh.
The lion dance team’s got claws for applause.
You mane-tainin’ composure after that one?
Pawsitively the best zodiac joke of the night.
Hear that beat? That’s your pun heartbeat.
When lions groove, bad vibes vanish.
I wanted to join but my roar’s off-key.
Don’t stop the beat… or the puns.
I got mane stage fright.

Tea Time Chuckles With Extra Sip

That tea joke? Steeped in sarcasm.
Oolong story short, I spilled my punchline.
Green tea got nothin’ on these spicy takes.
You chai’d me up real good.
Brew-lieve in the power of puns.
No shade, just oolong shots fired.
I take my tea how I take my jokes strong and unfiltered.
Steep dreams are made of these.
That pun was steeping in brilliance.
Sip happens, laugh through it.
Pour decisions bring great stories.
I’m the cha-ting of bad tea puns.
This punchline? Served hot and sweet.

Reunion Dinner Jokes Worth Seconds

That dish slapped harder than Auntie’s side-eye.
Reunion or not, I’m here for dumpling diplomacy.
Grandma brought the heat and the humor.
This family drama’s better with soy sauce.
He spilled tea and secrets at the same time.
We meat again, old friend.
That joke? Served extra crispy with sass.
Chopstick battles are the real tradition here.
If food could laugh, ours would be in stitches.
Tofu or not tofu that is the dinner debate.
Hot pot, hotter tea, hottest jokes.
We talk less, chew more, and roast everyone.
The only beef here is who gets the last dumpling.

Lucky Charms and Cheesy Grins

I got lucky my fortune cookie said “Stop punning” and I ignored it.
She’s got charm like, “I burned the rice but made you laugh” charm.
That pun had more cheese than mooncake filling.
Lucky you, these jokes keep coming.
That charm bracelet? Just made of punchlines.
This joke? Brighter than a lantern in February.
Cheese me to the mooncake and back.
I’m wheelie lucky to be here sorry, that was dairy unnecessary.
You cheddar believe it’s gonna be pun overload.
The luckiest charm? Humor that sticks like rice.
I’m grate-ful for bad jokes.
You must be zodiacally aligned for this kinda cheese.
This joke’s got more culture than tofu fermentin’.

Gong Hei Fat Choy Giggles

Gong Hei Fat Choy now pass the soy sauce and sass.
That wish came with a punchline extra crispy.
This year, may your fortune be pun-derful.
I tried saying Gong Hei but sneezed halfway.
Fat Choy? More like Fat Laughs.
Wishing you prosperity and a whole buffet of jokes.
May your red envelopes be fat and your puns fatter.
That was a Gong-hit!
She gave me side eye AND soy sauce.
Prosperity is knowing when to laugh mid-noodle.
I can’t Gong on without making another pun.
Laughter’s the best hongbao filler.
If Gong Hei was a joke, it’d still crack me up.

Final Thoughts about Chinese New Year Jokes

If you made it all the way here without crackin’ up at least once, I dunno maybe the Year of the Laugh still hasn’t begun for ya. But hey, you can always rewind and slurp up some extra dumpling jokes, no judgment here.

Which pun gave you that fireworks-in-the-belly feeling? Share it in the comments, or send this to someone who needs a sparkly burst of fun. And may your year be prosperous, punny, and absolutely stuffed like a bao bun.

Luna Sophia

Luna Sophia is the witty mind behind Puns Guru, specializing in the art of delivering clever puns and laugh-out-loud jokes. With a passion for wordplay and a knack for humor, Luna brings a daily dose of laughter to readers around the world. When not crafting punchlines, Luna’s probably pun-dering the next great joke.

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