So, you wanna text your boyfriend a little joke that’ll make his phone smile before he even reads it? You’re in the right puniverse. 200+ jokes to tell your boyfriend over text and make him grin is your new secret weapon of laugh destruction.
I once sent a pun so good, he screenshot it and saved it in his “reasons I’m dating her” folder. Trust me, if you’re gonna flirt via funny, these puns will make him question if you’re secretly moonlighting as a stand-up comic trapped in a group chat.
Flirty Food Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly sticky and slightly nutty.
- If we were tacos, you’d be the hot sauce I cry happy tears over.
- I love you a latte… and I’m espresso-ing my feelings badly.
- You butter believe I’m toast without you.
- I’m soy into you, even tofu knows it.
- Olive you more than pizza on a Friday night.
- You’re the reason my donut has a heart-shaped hole.
- Our love is nacho average snack attack.
- Babe, you guac my world every day.
- You make miso happy, it’s udon-real.
- I cannoli love you more each bite.
- You had me at ‘free fries,’ but stayed for your buns.
- You’re the cheese to my emotional crackers.
- I falafel whenever you’re not textin’.
- If kisses were cookies, I’d bake you a batch hourly.
Romantic Animal Puns for Your Texts
- You’ve got me feline fine since day one.
- I’m otterly in love with you.
- No koala-fications needed to be your cuddle buddy.
- You make my heart flutter like a caffeine-fed hummingbird.
- I whale always love you even in krill times.
- Alpaca my love and follow you anywhere.
- You’re pawsitively the best boyfriend ever.
- You quack me up, every dang day.
- I’m not lion when I say you’re my king.
- You’re my bear necessity, no picnic needed.
- I herd you were lookin’ for love, and mooo here I am.
- Bee mine? Buzz off? Nah, just sting with me.
- You’re one in a chameleon, babe.
- My heart’s gone batty for you.
- I’d never ghost you unless I was a cat.
Silly Tech Jokes to Send Your Boyfriend
- You auto-correct my frown every time.
- You’ve got more RAM in my heart than my laptop.
- You turned my love life from buffering to streaming.
- I can’t Ctrl+Alt+Del you from my thoughts.
- I clicked on your heart and now I can’t log out.
- Our connection is stronger than public Wi-Fi (barely).
- Babe, your love’s got no bugs just upgrades.
- Every time you text, my signal gets stronger.
- You’re the reason my love app never crashes.
- I’d let you use my charger anytime.
- Even Siri knows I’m into you.
- I’m blue-screening just thinkin’ bout your smile.
- Our love’s got more bandwidth than a NASA rocket.
- I’d download your hugs in HD.
- I’m 404 without you emotion not found.
Cheesy Love Puns One Liners for Couples
- You’re so grate, I’d melt for you.
- Our love is as strong as aged cheddar.
- You’re my perfect slice of happiness.
- We make the ultimate fondue combo hot and gooey.
- I cheddar not leave you unread.
- You’re nacho average guy, you’re my whole quesadilla.
- Let’s brie together, forever and curdled.
- I’m bleu without you, seriously moldy.
- We go together like mac & cheese during finals week.
- My heart races every thyme you text.
- Our love is cheesier than a pizza promo.
- I’d crust anyone who insults your taste in cheese.
- Babe, you got me feelin’ gouda.
- You are feta than the rest.
- You make my love life grate again.
Historical Puns for Your History-Lovin’ Beau
- You’re my knight in shinin’ Wi-Fi.
- I’d cross the Rubicon just to text you back.
- Even Napoleon couldn’t conquer how much I love you.
- We’ve got a love that’s writ in ancient runes.
- Our romance is more epic than Troy.
- If loving you’s a crime, call me Bonnie.
- You Gettys-burgled my heart.
- You’re Julius Seize-my-heart.
- Call me Cleopatra ’cause I Nile’d down just for you.
- You built pyramids in my chest cavity.
- You put the ‘rev’ in my French Revolution.
- Babe, you’re better than a Renaissance painting and half as dusty.
- I’d cross oceans like Columbus, minus the colonial baggage.
- Let’s make history cuddled under a blanket.
- You’re my Great Wall keeping all the bad vibes out.
Weather & Nature Jokes to Text When It’s Cloudy
- You’re the sunshine that melts my frosty sarcasm.
- I mist you when you’re gone.
- I dew care, always.
- Our love’s forecast: 100% chance of cuddles.
- My feelings for you are thunderously real.
- You’ve got my heart blowin’ like a gale-force crush.
- You rain on my sadness in a good way.
- Babe, you make my roots wiggle.
- I lava you more than volcanoes erupt.
- You’re the only storm I’d chase in socks.
- I’m fallin’ for you faster than autumn leaves.
- Our love grows like weeds aggressive but cute.
- You’re hotter than global warming, and just as concerning.
- Every moment with you is tree-mendously fun.
- You’re the reason I photosyn-feel this good.
Morning Coffee Puns for Boyfriend Text Wake-Ups
- Morning, latte boy. Bean thinkin’ of you.
- Espresso yourself tell me you love me back.
- You mocha my heart go wild.
- I like you a latte, no foam about it.
- Decaf? Never. Your love keeps me wide-eyed.
- You’re my daily grind of joy.
- No sugar needed you’re sweet enough.
- You perk up my mood like French press magic.
- I’m totally beans over heels for you.
- Our love is brewing something deep.
- You’re creamier than oat milk, smoother too.
- I’d sip on your smile forever.
- Roastin’ in bed until you text back.
- Our love is bold, dark, and heavily caffeinated.
- Can’t espresso how much I miss you already.
Nerdy Puns to Text When He’s in a Geeky Mood
- You’ve got more chemistry with me than a whole lab.
- If we were elements, we’d be in a stable relationship.
- Babe, you’ve got my nucleus spinning.
- I’d study quantum mechanics just to understand your vibes.
- My heart’s doing calculus deriving your curves.
- I’m orbiting your thoughts like a moon with commitment issues.
- You’re the solution to my unsolvable equations.
- DNA called they said we’ve got good pairing potential.
- My love for you is exponential, unbounded, terrifying.
- You byte my heart in binary code.
- You’re my constant in the chaos theory.
- I’d clone you just to have a backup boyfriend.
- I’d proof our love with the Pythagorean Theorem.
- We’re like Schrödinger’s couple flirty and not flirty till I text.
- My circuits short whenever you’re near.
Movie & Pop Culture One Liners for Your Favorite Guy
- You R2 good to be true.
- You’re my endgame, even without the infinity stones.
- I’m falling for you faster than Anakin fell to the Dark Side.
- You’re the Chandler to my weird dance moves.
- Babe, you’re a certified hunk-le door.
- I solemnly swear I’m up to texting you.
- I’d swing through NYC for you, Spider-bae.
- You’re more legendary than any post-credit scene.
- My love for you is faster than the Millennium Falcon.
- You’re the one ring I wouldn’t destroy.
- You’re Groot strong, cute, a little barky.
- You’re the plot twist that saved my season.
- I choose you, everyday even without a Pokéball.
- You Obi-wanna be mine forever?
- You’re a Marvel of boyfriend engineering.
Space and Galaxy Jokes for Your Cosmic Cutie
- You’re my favorite star in a sky of maybes.
- I planet-ed my heart on you.
- You’re hotter than a supernova in July.
- Our love defies gravity and sometimes logic.
- I’m falling for you faster than a meteor.
- You eclipse every other guy I’ve met.
- You’re my big dipper of happiness.
- I astronaut love you more each orbit.
- Our chemistry? Astronomically ridiculous.
- You’re made of stardust and ridiculously good hair.
- Earth is fine, but I’d rather text you from Saturn.
- You rocket my world with every ping.
- My affection is light-years deep.
- Let’s nebula cuddle and comet together.
- You got me spinning like a rogue satellite.
Cute Bedtime Puns to Text Him at Night
- Dreaming of you? I’ve already RSVP’d.
- Don’t let the bed bugs think I’m not jealous.
- You snore in my imagination like a lullaby.
- Goodnight, my cuddly constellations.
- I sheep you not, I miss you.
- I pillow-talk about you to my blanket.
- Sleep tight I’ll be mooning over you.
- You’ve tucked yourself into my dreams again.
- Star-counting’s better with your snuggle math.
- Sweet dreams if they’re not about me, lie.
- I’m the blanket, you’re the warmth.
- I nightcap every evening with your thought.
- Rest well, snore king.
- Hope your pillow knows how lucky it is.
- I’d sleepwalk just to find you in dreams.
Conclusion: You Texty Little Rascal, You
So there you go 200+ jokes to tell your boyfriend over text and make him grin or at least groan lovingly. Pick your favorite punny weapon and hit send. Watch the replies roll in, some probably just a “😂,” but you’ll know what it really means: mission accomplished.
Which pun made him laugh-snort the loudest? Copy-paste your winner in the comments. Or better yet, share this pun-packed arsenal with someone who needs a giggle grenade right in their inbox.
Luna Sophia is the witty mind behind Puns Guru, specializing in the art of delivering clever puns and laugh-out-loud jokes. With a passion for wordplay and a knack for humor, Luna brings a daily dose of laughter to readers around the world. When not crafting punchlines, Luna’s probably pun-dering the next great joke.
